Tape this to the inside of your medicine cabinet

I love these old' wives remedies!!

Did You Know That? Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."

Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.

Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.

Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.

Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.

Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never advertised for this use.
( Note : Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine is not the same and contains aspirin, which can cause stomach bleeding if you have ulcers.)

Honey remedy for skin blemishes ... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.

Listerine therapy for toenail fungus ... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.

Easy eyeglass protection ... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.

Coca-Cola cure for rust ... Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.

Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.

Smart splinter remover ...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.

Hunt's tomato paste boil cure. Cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head.

Balm for broken blisters. To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine - a powerful antiseptic.

Heinz vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.

Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.

Rainy day cure for dog odor. Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.

Eliminate ear mites. All it takes is a few drops of corn oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.

Quaker Oats for fast pain relief. It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

Also, if you get leg cramps, drink 1/2 or 1 glass of Tonic Water, the quinine helps relieve cramps.

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Oh I'm so sick of looking at "Look out for Sunday" everytime I come to my page that I've just got to write something to get it further down the page.

Wassup peeps?!!

My good friend Mr. Bitter has recently gotten engaged. I've very excited for him and I think his fiance Missus Sour is a great catch. I mean she puts up with him so she's gotta be a keeper right? When I first moved to Toronto, Mr. Bitter was having bucket loads of girl trouble so I'm just really happy that he found "the one" and is joining the ranks of us old married folk!! They've set a date for November 11th of this year which seems like 6 short months...because it is!!! My god six months and Mr. Scheffy will be married. Sniff...brings a tear to my eye.

And the G-man's brother is finally getting married. After two children together and years and years of love they are doin' it! G's flying out for the nuptuals. I'm not going as I can't get the time off work and it's about $1000 to go. I'll be there in spirit!!

Rabs is tying the knot this year too but god, she's been engaged like, forever so that's old news. I do get to go to a dress fitting though and am excited at the opportunity for a sneak peak at the gownage before the big day.

Ma Soeur is moving out here really soon. I think they leave Port MacNeil in a couple of weeks and they'll take a couple of weeks holiday while they drive out....and then she'll be here!!! With her beautiful boys. Oh god I can't wait.

Look out for Sunday!!!

Okay, what's happening?

The boss if off today so I'm taking the opportunity to catch up on a little bloggin!

Our house feels like Hockey Central lately. With a Canadian Team in the finals it seems that we have something to cheer about. Now lets see if they can pull it off.

G's friend from Vancouver is coming to town tomorrow morning and staying with us for the weekend. Our first guest for the guest room. It's very exciting.

My cousin E is getting "confirmed" on Sunday. I'm going out in the morning for it. Don't know what exactly to expect but I'm up for an adventure.
After that I'm coming back into town for Steve and Jill's housewarming. Good friend's of our's bought a house a few months ago (lucky bastards) and are having a little shindig Sunday afternoon.
Then it's Season Three of Deadwood. Apparently the last season I'm sad to hear. This series is amazing. I think next to Six Feet Under, it's my favourite HBO production. The Sopranos really let me down this season and if the final 8 episodes due in January are friggin fantastic, I'm going to be REALLY disappointed.

But Deadwood is so edgy and interesting and SO many layers to it; I love it! Sunday night c-suckers. Sunday night!!!

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I'm too tired to work today.
Too tired to blog.
Someone say something funy to get me through the rest of the day.