Letterman on Cowboy Phrases

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Homosexual Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret -- I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

1 comment:

muthacomputer said...

What about the 10 letter c word they use on Deadwood all the time? That is pretty gay if you asked me. As a verb, I mean.