Trade me in for a new model

On top of this pain in the neck headache I’ve got going on, I’ve literally got a pain in the neck. I can’t turn my head to the left more than a couple of inches. If straight ahead was 12:00, I can only turn it to about 10:00 before it starts hurting. The “headache” is radiating down the left side so I’m totally f’ed.

Not happy here people!! Not one bit!