Give me back my boobies...boobie thief!!

I went off the pill three months ago for two reasons. 1) My headaches were getting really bad again and I wanted to see if they went away if I went off and 2) G and I were in "baby talks" so I figured I should go off in case there is any validity to the notion that the body needs to have a few months of normal cycles before conception.
Then last month I noticed something odd. My normally supple "C"s were swimming in my brazier! Wha?? I hadn't lost weight (last summer when I was on my "go to the gym everyday, eat 2000 calories and look good for the wedding" kick, my boobies went down a little but not a whole cup size!) so what was going on?! While in SF there was an extra "show bra" but it was a "B" cup so I thought I'd give it a try. Whatdoyouknow?! It fit! Even so, it was a tad big.
I was still stymied as to why my bodacious tatas had gotten so small until one of the other girls mentioned something about going off the pill had shrunken her's.
"THAT'S IT!!" I cried, frightening everyone a little.
Mind you, having figured out why they've gotten smaller hasn't done much for making it all okay. I feel so wee! I've surprised myself with how disappointed it's made me. I had such great pride in my healthy "C"s. My girl Rabs has always coveted them (you know it Rabsy...don't deny it!) and now, they're just tiny. I can barely get a decent decolletage out of them!
Sigh...hopefully getting pregnant will boost up my bust again!!

2 comments:

rabsy said...

I didn't notice your ta-ta's looking smaller on Saturday, but then again I was distracted by your new hair most of the time! What's my problem???

As long as you're not limpy, you're okay. And yes, when that baby bump arrives, you'll be wanting only ta of the ta-ta's you'll get.

mrs. awesome said...

you will definitely get a booster while pregnant and/or nursing. :)